It's All Gone Mad

With the kids all around again its insane...and constant. Everytime i sit down at the computer they're at it again :P

PINKY'S BACK

Does anybody remember the goons I hung out with a Tremper; Tony, Pinky, and Chad? Pinky's back, Chad's finally speaking to me again, after i broke his little heart, and Tony is coming back at Christmas time!! I"M SO EXCITED :):):):)

I Wish I Had A Soccer Ball

I could really use some tension relief. Oh well, at least i'm not depressed anymore.

Three Doors Down - Here Without You

A hundred days had made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lights had made me colder
And I don’t think I can look at this the same
But all the miles had separate
They disappeared now when I’m dreaming of your face

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight it’s only you and me

The miles just keep rolling as the people either way to say hello
I hear this life is overrated but I hope it gets better as we go

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it’s only you and me

Everything I know, and anywhere I go
It gets hard but it won’t take away my love
And when the last one falls, when it’s all said and done
it get hard but it won’t take away my love

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it’s only you and me

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
But tonight girl it’s only you and me

The Meek! They Want It All

What do we want - The earth! - When do we want it?! - NOW MOTHER FUCKERS!!

God DAMNIT!!

That mean mean man, I'm roaming in my room.. That makes me so angry.

Hmmm..

I am now the proud owner of a very ugly cell phone...oh well.

I'm Rich

I just got my dell rebate and i all i really want to purchase for accessorizing my computer now is a webcam...Pimp

*Gives Everyone A Rassberry*

BOO!!!

Tehehehehehehehe

Doctor Reports That Being Multi-Lingual Can Cause Autism

Right...A short cut to better spoken English

Naked Chick From Terminator, Meet Pink. Oh, You Already Have? Well, This Is Awkward

MSN Entertainment - News - Mariah's Cash Stash: "Pink got the party started -- and how -- at the World Music Awards in Monaco. The hip bone-baring singer, who recently split from motocross champ Carey Hart and has been linked to Rancid's Lars Frederiksen, was photographed locking lips with 'Terminator 3' beauty Kristanna Loken over the weekend. "

What The Fuck

It's supposed to be 87 tomorrow. It was 50 today, 87 tomorrow, and 59 on Tuesday. What the fuck???

I Put My New Hours Up

I can't remember if I work until 2 or 3 on Saturday, so i guessed...with my new 2/3 contraption :).

My mommy is coming to get me so i can go home and do some laundry, fill out my fafsa, and stuff... But she's not here yet. She's slow.

Uh-huh

CTA, your source for Christian gifts

Here's The Deal Guys

I know its Saturday and Saturdays are meant for fun but I absolutly MUST take a nap tonight and I HAVE to sleep in tomorrow. If I don't, I will officially attain living dead status. I'm exhausted. I have attempted, over the past week, to put too many hours into the day by getting up, doing my thing in the morning at 8, going to classes/work, and then going out and then finding time for everything else until about 3 am. It's not working very well, so off I go to work and then back I come to bed..I think i'll take a shower, wake Mike, and then hit the sheets when I get done with all of that...

They Do Have A Purpose...Go Racine

Candy USA: "A Racine, Wis., manufacturing company claims credit for inventing the first lollipop machine. Racine Confectioners Machinery Co. answered an East Coast candy maker’s call to have a machine make hard candy on a stick in 1908. The company created a machine that automated the lollipop making process and could make 40 lollipops per minute"

2: The original automated Lollipop machine was called the "Born Sucker."
3: I want a glowing sucker. When I get my blowpop machine...I'm putting one on a light stick :) Like an alien pop...

Oh Yeah, So Tired

Normally, there would be a post right here, but that's all that I really had to say

Things That Will Kill You At Work

So Here I Am

Sitting in the computer lab, waiting for the IT guy to get back from his mini-lunch break so i can scream at him since they've decided against installing anymore wireless equipment and thus insuring that the service they provide actually functions. Did you know what they suggested? Get this. That I plug my computer in and use the PHONE LINE!!!! Even if they installed a second line just for that purpose i wouldn't do it. Oh my god. Not to mention that my roommates would kill me being that four of us share the same extension. Fuck, if they want, they can install a ethernet jack, i'm fine with that, but i want my damn internet.

*sigh*

Melanie just got a bird stuck in her window..as in, it flew into the open window and she was too scared to open the window to let the bird loose...fortunately, i was still home. Who the fuck do i live with

On The Upside

It's Ellen! And I was like...nnng????

I Had A Plan Today

My intention was to get out of bed, gather up what of my laundry needed doing, jump in the shower when Farrah and Melanie went to their 9 o'clock, and then go do my laundry. It was all going to work perfectly. Except for the fact that its 20 to 10, Farrah is still in the fucking bathroom playing with her hair and now I don't have time to do any laundry, let alone all of it...And I'd just go "fuck it" and go do one of the other 10,000 things i wanted to do today, but i need a fucking shower. ARG. Who the FUCK spends, litterally 2 and a half hours playing with their hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They Might Be Giants - Am I Awake

Am I awake?
What time is it?
When I get through this day,
Can someone tell me how
And how much longer now?
Am I awake?

The coffee's cold,
Did I forget to drink it yet?
Did I forget?
My clothes are wet
I dont remember drinking it

When I get throught this part,
Will the next one be the same?
Will i be wondering if I'm awake?
These are the not the clothes
I had on when I went to bed
And something else besides my hand is grooving from my head
And when I close my eyes it looks the same
As when I opened them again.

Am I awake?
What time is it?
Is it that time again?
Wasnt it already then
So does it has to be that time it was again
When I get through this day,
Can someone tell me how
And how much longer now?
Am I awake?

Am I awake?(echo)

When I get thru this day,
Can someone tell me how
And how much longer now?
Am I awake?

When I get thru this day,
Can someone tell me how
And how much longer now?
Am I awake?

Heir Heads

So this is the big fuss about the Hilton's lately. I couldn't figure out why suddenly there were ALWAYS this particular set of hot blondes on TV. Now I know. And, apparently, knowing is half the battle.

This is no good

Poor Mike. In the last month the man has been innundated with more family values than he can handle.

First my mother came at him with her ungodly amount of expectations that she placed on him about participating with the my family functions and celebrations, etc...

To make matters worse, his brother caused some trouble this weekend and his parents went to visit him. His dad came back and snapped on him about not going up to see him and being sympathetic. It's all a bit more than the poor kid should have to carry. It's really not his fault that any of this happened nor is it his resposibility to clean up the mess. He tries to make nice with my family and they keep expecting mroe and more of him. The fact that he doesn't want to go tears them apart, but at the same time its not really his job to make them feel better about it. And he's been more that patient with his brother. I've only spent minimal amounts of time talking to him and he gets to bothering me. It's not fair...

For Anyone Who Wanted To Know

An itemized list of every national/religious/sacreligious holiday

I Am Not Having Fun Anymore

I layed in bed for two hours yesterday trying to fall asleep. Just as i'm finally nodding off at 1, LaFarrah's friend calls. We have the same extension. My phone rings 5 times before i finally answer it cuz she doesn't fuckin feel like it. GAH!!!! I was up for another hour for a grand total of 3 hours sleep last night...plus the hour i slept at Mike's which should really be applied to the night before yesterday. My life is a living hell.

I Just Bonded With My Boss

I just spent like an hour on the phone with Chad... Talking about random shit. News I learned.

1. Kati's quitting. Her last day is Monday. YAY!
2. Bryan is unofficially quitting. I don't think i'll reap the benefits of that. But he may be transfering as a GM to a store down in Rockford. Needless to say, staying with Mike over the summer just got a LOT more attractive. If i move and walk into work to see that man, I shoot myself on site.
3. Supercuts, two doors down from our store, had an employee attacked when leaving last night. Not good. Fortunatly, I don't work closes. It does make me feel a hell of a lot luckier about the countless times that I went in at 4:00 in the morning unscathed though.
4. The great thing about those to things is that it no longer looks strange on my new application that I only listed Deb Spears and Chad as my supervisors, because "I was under the impression that Kati and Bryan were in the process of leaving, so I didn't know if they would be around come time for them to be contacted." Or something equally swift.

I'm fucking going to sleep, cuz all I wanted were my hours, not an hour long conversation. G'night all. Where the fuck was he when I was lonesome :(.

I'm So Tired

I'm supposed to be sleeping right now, but i need to do the finishing touches on my application so that I can drop it off tomorrow afternoon....eewwww..

And, i have the munchies but nothing I want to munch on, depressing. I kinda want..pasta..

Oops..

I'm gradually learning that if i dont tell mmy guy friends about things like this, they miss them completely for weeks. Take, for instance, the maddona-spears kiss at the MTV Video Music Awards. I and 99% of the planet knew it was going to happen before it did. Mike, Colin, and A-ron, didn't have a clue, so they didn't watch. And they totally missed this spread

I Lost The Best Pen Ever

It was so perfect. The ink was fantastic, and the weight was perfect...the grip was nice and soft, but not overly squishy. But then STUPID Chad stole it, and then he lost it.. But thats okay, cuz i stole a crappy pen from him and now i'll just go gank another good one from the computer lab. And then one of these days i'll just go buy a bunch from fucking Office Max.

I Don't Want To Go To Work

I'd just like to make that expressly clear. I have 20 more minutes to get ready and I firmly would like everyone to know that I definitely don't want to be there at all.

LOL

God Called In Sick Today says:
what are you doing...Halloween is really close...*ignore previous staement where I still said there was time*

Voters Voice Deep Dissatisfaction With Governor's Record

cuz we all didn't know THAT was going to happen.

Raging Psychopath

She feels better now apparently. Or so seems her e-mail. I'm confused.

Today Sucks

For the record...

Oh, And By The Way

Happy Birthday Cub. I have no bag and no wrapping paper for your present, you and getting your presents wrapped have a terrible track record. Oh well.

What The Fuck?

Mike, you were there when we left.

I just called my mother to figure out why the fuck she bailed on me yesterday, you see I made the mistake of depending on her to put a few loads of wash in the dryer, which i then did two hours later, and then bring them by when they were done yesterday, on her way to a meeting...Ya know, i even made it all convienient and shit. I realize she was doing me a favor but nevertheless...

I told her like 10 times where i lived and the only reason I didn't give her my extension is that i didn't fucking HAVE IT.

So yes, she doesn't show up yesterday and I wake up this morning shaking my head going "you know, this is about to get really inconvienient." So I call. When she finally answers she acts like i'm some sort of poisionous snake, shouts about how i excluded her from this whole process...right, Mike and I have had conversations about this and really, she can't even be trusted to toss a load of laundry into the dryer. She only wants to take part in the areas where i DON'T need any help at all. And then, to make matters even worse she screams and yells about how I didn't go find her, say goodbye, and then make it a point to get across that I wasn't coming back. Pardon me, They weren't home when I moved everything out, and when i came back to get things they were all in their little corners not making it a point to talk to me at all so i figured they were okay or whatever. I yelled goodbye and nobody said a damn word.

And every four seconds while i'm on the phone with her she's like "Well, you should definatly just go talk to someone who understands you, like Mike." "Maybe Mike can come down here and get your stuff, he's certainly more reliable than your parents who have been there for you all your life." "Did all your little friends feel sorry for you when you told them that we didn't help you move? Cuz that's all you wanted, wasn't it." Like, Hi. Uhm, excuse me. I'm sanity. Yes. Well, that seems a bit off...

Needless to say my mother is in a rare state. She's near tears on the phone over me leaving, the fact that Mike moved me out, and the fact that Mike doesn't want to come around on holidays and she's all pissed off because he doesn't love her and really this just keeps getting worse. So yes, anyone want a family. You get them complete with a fully formed disfunction generator and a particularly apt chaos field. I'll give you a dollar. Any takers? No? I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up.

BTW, you'd think that someone feeling like they were abandoned by me would be happy to hear from me..ya know? Apparently not.

I'm In The Best Mood Ever

My class was canceled, and the best part about that is that I didn't have the reading done because I didn't know what it was...doot doot doot doot doot doot doot...Yay!! and now i have the assignments so i can do them for next week like nothing happened

English "Little Ghost, The"

God can blow me for trying to ruin my favorite holiday.

The Tastiest Website Around

My new favorite place: Candy USA

Ugh...

My roomies have me watching Dawson's Creek and i'm stuck here because this wireless network SUCKS

Got Pop Tarts?

You will if you're the next person to walk through that door and come talk to me :). Yeah, i'm that desperate.

Colin, Come Back

PLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEE

I Am Not Adjusting Well

I almost dove head first out of my bed this morning when I realized that I was not at some fucked up hotel and than, in fact, i now live there...Which would not have been good, cuz i got stuck with the top bunk...So, yes. Doom all around. On me.

So...

I'm all moved in now. Everyone seems nice...they were scary at first. I thought i was gonna die :P. And then Mike left me alone here (*pout*) IM me if you want the new extension. If you don't, well fuck you.

A Memo From My Blog

Hi! I am currently under renovation. All complaints about color and/or layout should be brought to me now because once I'm finished, I'm not going back into the template of bloggy-doom. Thank you. Those of you that already have my username and password are more than welcome to edit the colors yourselves. (Tin foil safety hats optional)

Everyone Remember...

My roommates name is Suzie... Can i give them all nametags, or would that be bad. There are five of them afterall...

Mike..

We need to stop and get me a keychain this evening cuz I really really need to get one...yes, yes I do. I have to have two keys just to get into my apartment. Ya know what else, I was so cute today, and then it rained and now my hairs all curly and bad *cries*

Who Want's To Help Me Move In
Tin Foil Hats Optional

GAH!!!! Okay. A Breakdown of this entire Parkside move in FIASCO from start to finish

2 Weeks Prior To Semester: Drop Off Application
4 Weeks into Semester: Number 6
2 Days Later: Number 5
1 Day Later: Number 4
1 Day Later: Number 3
1 Week Later: Room 332 by the end of the week
End Of The Week: We meant Monday
Monday: We meant Tuesday...and 171
Tuesday: Uh....How's Wednesday? Actually, we meant 320
Wednesday: Thursday sound good?
Friday: Okay, so what we really meant all along was University Apartment B, building 1. And as soon as you feel like it.

The only good thing that comes out of it is that my direct roommate is a cross country runner named Suzie. So maybe she's hot. How's that for a consolation prize, Mike. I told you'd I'd try to work it out. And if she's not hot, there are four other girls to choose from that i'll share a KITCHEN :):):) with. The fridge gets to go back to the store now, rendering me like $130 dollars richer. Yay! Yeah. I'm excited about the Kitchen...Ya know.

On The Matters Of Parkside

I've decided that since they told me I could move in tonight and I am by no means considering that, being that i'm going to see Eddie Izzard with my damn boyfriend and NOBODY is stopping me, I should stroke them out in the same way that they stroked me out. I should make them work around my life...I think i should call them today and be like "I'm not moving in tonight. Oh, and by the way, I'm not moving in tomorrow either. And i'm picking up my room key on Friday at 12:30. Yes, I know that's when Delores likes to take her lunch break, of course i don't care. I'm moving in Saturday. Maybe, if i feel like it.