I Lost The Best Pen Ever

It was so perfect. The ink was fantastic, and the weight was perfect...the grip was nice and soft, but not overly squishy. But then STUPID Chad stole it, and then he lost it.. But thats okay, cuz i stole a crappy pen from him and now i'll just go gank another good one from the computer lab. And then one of these days i'll just go buy a bunch from fucking Office Max.