New Rule

New Rule: Don't ask me for my comments if you don't want them. Particularly if you're sensative about the fact that your blog is about how your spanish class went.

*chuckle*

"Last Wednesday afternoon was yet another testament to the fact that as much as I like to pretend I don't, I do, in fact, live in a city of between 3 and 5 million legally retarded crybabies, and we are collectively governed by a douchebag of staggering proportions......It worries me to think what people would do if we thought we were going to run out of something that was actually necessary, like food or clean water. Think about that one the next time you go buy four more generators and 10,000 gallons of bottled water because you heard it might snow this winter. You aren't reacting to a problem, you are causing it." Dusty Scott

Crossfire

I don't even remember what inspired me to go looking for this video clip anymore but, since I had it and the laughing and the crying was making me sick to my stomach from the watching of the clip, i thought sufficient time had passed to remind everyone of yet another prize Jon Stewart moment.

The Totally Fuckable List

On request from a few people who can't understand why Orlando Bloom totally grosses me out. The 2005 Totally Fuckable List (not that it ever changes. They keep getting older and no one new comes along.) These follow in no particular order.

David Beckham
Dave Navarro - He's a sexy freak
Heath Ledger
Gary Oldman
Shane West
Billie Jo
Paul Walker
Noah Wylie
Matt Damon


This list probably isn't done. In fact, I know that it can't be finished but it takes me a few days to remember them all.

Paul Walker

Hey, wicked. Paul Walker is [url=http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1808716353&cf=info&intl=us]hot again[/url]

Glad he finally figured that out cuz, seriously, I was disappointed.

Insomnia and Spam

So I haven't been sleeping lately, which means I actually have nothing but time so I spent a minute reading through some of my spam today and I thought some of it was amusing.

WhereChristiansMeet.

Okay. This should go without saying but I am neither single nor christian. In fact, I'm pretty much the antithesis of both of those things. I'm one half of an agoraphobic old couple that believes in space research, stem-cells, abortion, birth control, and not only sex before marriage but really isn't big on the whole 'marriage' issue to begin with, homosexuality and original thought.

Then there was the general myriad of e-mails inviting me to enlarge and enhance performance on an appendage I don't possess.

But, I think my all time favorite had to be this one:

THERE'S A PLAN TO CAPTURE THE LOCHNESS MONSTER!

It went on for five paragraphs detailing the story. I didn't click the link but I wasn't aware that the grocery store magazine rack was being delivered to my inbox all ready. Now if only they could get the cookie isle sent .tar

Priorities?

Now everyone knows that i'm all for businesses and i'm all for self-sufficiency but I just heard something that turned me stomach.

They have actually pulled New Orleans police officers off of the rescue efforts to put them on to stop the looting.

What the hell?

I'm sorry, these stores are destroyed the merchandise is totaled and these people have nothing. They are wandering the streets in sewage soaked shoes, with no clothes, no money, no personal effects. Many of them have lost family. There are babies, pregnant women, children, the ill and the elderly wandering the street without basic necessities of life. Food. Water. There are thousands of people trapped on their rooftops waiting for a rescue and thousands more waiting to be transported out of the city. They've lost everything and they've got no hope of recovering any of it. If they steal a pair of shoes or a sleeping bag or a loaf of bread i'm not worried. The insurance companies for these businesses will cover the losses of merchandise and property and the citizens need these things. It's not as though they're stealing diamond necklaces and designer handbags; they're taking the things that they need to live. I mean, the audacity of a person to want a shirt that isn't covered in water toxic enough to cause the return of the bubonic plauge.

Afterall, i'm sure if they ATM's were working, they'd be more than happy to PAY for the shoes that they needed.