Call Me Crazy

Now, I know I might be nuts - or maybe i'm only noticing this phenomenon because for the last month I've bascially been saturated in sex toys and bad porn - but has anyone else noticed that the British have better sex toys than we do? I mean, yeah, okay, they have no problem shipping them out with a US compatible AC adapter and product label, and i'm not complaining or anything cuz I like to think I'm a relatively easy girl to please, but doesn't it bother you that the worlds biggest super power isn't having the best sex? And the Japanese...well, the fact that they're sticking their cell phones up their asses is making our news, so I'm thinking they haven't made any fantastic strides either.

I'm just saying, it's a little depressing.

All right, i'm going to go back to writing my NANOWRIMO entry now before I tell you all of the things I learned about the Golden Showers genre this morning...*shudder*