How Do You Decide

...which family members to hide when you're a Kennedy?

Seriously, this article just made my month - maybe my year!

Must Have Been Smash Mouth Negotiations

This article is - in fact - so good, that I dont want to lose it when it goes into archiving, so here is the quote from the Associated Press

PAWTUCKET, R.I. - Rhode Island U.S. Rep. Patrick Kennedy took six stitches in his bottom lip after being hit with a hammer during a business meeting.

Kennedy — son of Massachusetts Sen. Edward Kennedy — met Wednesday with Wisconsin entrepreneur Matt Kriesel, who is interested in relocating to Rhode Island. Kriesel runs a company that manufactures a shock-absorbing gel used in sports-shoe inserts, tennis rackets and horse saddles.

Kriesel was hitting the gel with a hammer to demonstrate how it reduces vibration when the hammer's head flew off and hit Kennedy in the mouth.

The accident caused Kennedy to cancel several public appearances Thursday.