Jimmy Carter Is A Mythical Being From The WB

[MSNBC: Jimmy Carter is an Elder]

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Kay, that brief stint you did, watching every episode of Charmed in a month for its craptacular TV value probably had a negative impact on your psyche" and, really you might not be wrong...but if you knew I once had a dream with Jimmy Carter, Ted Kennedy and Jake Gylenhall among its list of guest stars, you'd understand that I was already a little messed up. (No, not one of those dreams!)

Anyway, Jimmy Carter is an Elder.

Nope, not kidding.