Celebrities

I've long since been mocked for not being able to tell the difference or which one is which between Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. Hell, I never used to know the difference between George Clooney and Mel Gibson until Mel Gibson pissed me off - now I know real well.

This morning, I opened my eyes to find a singularly horrific scene - Barbara Walters and Diane Sawyer on the same channel at the same time on the same set doing the same show. It was 100 times more unsettling than I ever imagined any moment could be.