Washington Post Rox the Dictionary

Every year the Washington Post gets to have a good time with the English Language, a break from the norm for their usual antics with fact and politics.

These were a couple of the words that I thought desperately needed to be highlighed as they will be used for screennames and, in some cases, to refer to friends, in the very near future.

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10 .Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you.

12 .Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.