I wanted to show you two things that make me wonder what we've done to deserve a world like this.

First, Everything I Ever Hated About D&D

And, second, I went to Toys 'R' Us the other day to get some Easter Basket paraphernalia for my cousin and, as I was wondering through one of the isles, came across these beauties. I'd like you to take a moment to note the two USA puzzle maps, Powerpuff Girls games and the Mr. Potato head, and then to read the titles of these games. "Unbalanced Death" and "Stabbing Pain." I'm sorry but am I not at a Toys 'R' Us. In what universe did the stock boy decide that it went Map of USA, Powerpuff Girls, CSI Death Games, Mr. Potato Head?

As always, if you're feeling myopic, click to zoom.