A Conundrum

Help.

I do not want to go to Harry Potter fest in Cleveland, OH next weekend. I do not want to go to Cleveland, OH next weekend at all. I want to stay in my home in my bed and away from my family.

Sooooo...I need to brainstorm here and i'd like to borrow your noggins. I need to find something that will placate my family members and can be called a birthday celebration (mine) without actually requiring any effort on my part, least of all a 72 hour commitment and a 13 hour drive.