Can You Hear That Thudding Noise?

The loud thunk you've been hearing all morning is the sound of my head banging against the wall.

Don't worry, the noise should decrease as the tiny bones in my skull fracture, catapulting them into my brain and gradually decreasing my fine motor skills until I eventually die from *headdesk*

Ugh...

Anybody want in on the "who are we going to use this as an excuse to bomb" poll? It costs a dollar but I can be had for a cup of coffee. The caffeine makes the abusing my skull easier.

Did I mention I haven't slept? At all? Ugh.