I Want To Be Marketed To

I am so sick of e-mails from World Tobacco and porn that i'd like to take a moment to say the following:

I like cute things.
I like pink things.
I like hello kitty.
I like coffee.
I like gadgets.
I like microsoft.
I like odd ball stuff like poprocks.

There, now would you kindly market to me properly.

Thank you.