Feeling Like You've Been Lied To

I'd like to introduce you all to the biggest lie ever.

Natural Citrus Listerine

Less intense, my ass. As noted in a previous post, one of my wisdom teeth is crowning so running my electric tooth brush which happens to sound like a black hawk across the torn gum seems, well, stupid...but, aware that torn gums probably still need cleaning, i decided to go the route of "Less Intense" listerine.

This is less intense in the sense that if you light two firecrackers in your fist you'll get a bigger boom than if you light one off in your fist - it still hurts like hell but it's not as cool to watch.

Remind me to ditch the listerine and just gargle with vodka. *eyeroll*