Scary Deliveries

Right, so, I always have the TV on for background noise.

How about Scary Deliveries caught on tape - as in, the kind that happen on the freeway, in someone's driveway, in an amusement park line....

Should I ever get pregnant, I'm not leaving the house after my 8th month. My kid is not going to have its umbilical cord tied off around a turnstyle.