Never Buy A Dell

So you all remember my tyrades and rants about dell? Right? Many of you said they were over the top, that I had the one lone horrible experience. I can just see it, hanging out in the vast deserts of middle america, chewing on a stem of grass, sitting around the campfire...cowboy hat...plate of pork and beans.

WRONG-O

Mike's mother has had her Dell (brand new desktop) for LESS THAN 24 HOURS and its already fucked up. And she didn't even touch it!