Who I'm Voting For

JohnKerryIsADoucheBagButImVotingForHimAnyway.com

He is and we all know it, but if Bush gets elected again, i'm moving to Canada and taking my free, albiet unsafe, healthcare and and free college and fleeing the doom that is the W.

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