10 Things To Do While Waiting In Line For Harry Potter

10. If not British Fine-tune your British accent first. Make it as corny as possible. Tell everyone you were picked to play Harry Potter, but turned it down. Double points if you're an adult and/or female.

9. Insist that Voldemort is actually Hermione/Ron/Dobby in disguise. Feel free to make up dumb facts to support your claim.

8. Procure a "wanted" poster of Sirius Black. Ask random people if they've "seen this man".

7.Tell everyone who will listen your theory about the ending of book seven. Extra points for including a government conspiracy involving the cover-up of space aliens.

6. Act out the first two films. Assign parts to other people in line. Pretend to be offended if they forget their lines.

5. Read people's palms. Invent as many horrific deaths as possible.

4. Flick 'Every Flavor Beans' at the people behind you and shout "EARWAX!"

3. Accuse the people ahead of you of being Death Eaters. Ask them repeatedly how dear old Volders is doing.

2. Cross your fingers, squeeze your eyes shut and whisper loudly "NOT SLYTHERIN! NOT SLYTHERIN! ANYTHING BUT SLYTHERIN!"

1. Practice vanishing spells on the people ahead of you.

borrowed from Athena I would've just perma-linked but really, i can't seem to find her indexing link so oh well.