Oh, I So Wanna Throw Up

None of you have idea how good it would feel to throw up right now. Like really, I would just love to get it out of my system...But, alas, I cannot. I have to try to keep the meager contents of my stomach where they are and explain to them that the tremendously fast introduction of water is a coping mechanism that i've devised to put all of the liquid back into my body that i leached last night. What to have for breakfast, i know...SODA CRACKERS. Again, jesus i feel like a pregnant girl.