Who Wants To Be My Bitch

Seriously. Who wants to jump out of bed and go to work for me today. Anyone could do my job. There are diagrams everywhere. I AM SO FUCKING TIRED. MIKE BROUGHT ME HOME EARLY LAST NIGHT AND I STLL GOT 20 FUCKING MINUTES OF SLEEP. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALL I WANT ARE SOME Z's

MERCY KILLINGS! ME FIRST!